How Bad is it. Stand-up from Phil Proctor


The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card
in the mail. It’s so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds
and the kid behind the counter asked, ‘Can you afford fries
with that?

CEOs are now playing miniature golf and if the bank
returns your check marked ‘Insufficient Funds,’ you ask
if they meant you or them. The economy is so bad Hot
Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM
and McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. The economy
is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children’s names. Yesterday, a truckload of
Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
How bad is it? Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore,
the Mafia is laying off judges, Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen
and Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
And finally… Congress says they are looking into this Bernard
Madoff scandal. Great! The guy who made $50 Billion
disappear is being investigated by the people who made
$1.5 Trillion disappear!

Thanks Tony!

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